So imagine you're one of those dudes who spends all your loot on kicks and gays off to your collection every chance you get.
想像自己是那些把所有積蓄跟一有機會就把錢全部拿去買鞋的瘋子們，
Imagine also that you're dating this hot model chick and living in HER sick little spot in San Diego.
順便想像一下你女友是這位超正的麻豆，而且你跟她同居在她聖地牙哥的小房子裡，
One day you come home and see all your shit packed up and sitting on the porch, alongside a note telling you to find your sorry ass a new place to live.
有一天當你回家，看到你所有東西都把打包起來被丟在陽台，上面還有張紙條告訴你"帶著你那抱歉的屁股滾去別的新地方吧!"
You later learn that she finally wised up to your scandalous side-life and is good and done with you… Hard times, right?
你後來發現她終於醒過來，跟你那丟臉的生活說掰掰，很難接受吧?
It’s not over yet… Your shoe collection wasn’t in that pile of shit that was waiting for you on the porch, and after weeks of trying to get it back, you realize this chick isn’t giving you shit… Harder times, right?
還沒結束呢...你的鞋子不在陽台那堆雜物裡，直到你花了好幾個星期想把他們要回來，你才發現
那妞跟本不會還你任何東西，很難面對吧?
Still not over… Some dudes from VitalSkate.com know your chick and snapped flicks of her posing half naked with your beloved collection.
還不只這樣，幾個從VitalSkate.com的老兄知道你的妹仔，並且拍了幾張她半裸穿著你心愛的鞋子的照片。
"Why?" you say? 'Cause it’s funny shit, and 'cause your chick is hot.
"為什麼?"你問著，"因為好玩呀，而且你的妹超辣"
"What does this have to do with skateboarding?" you say?
"這跟滑板有啥關係?"你問著
Don’t ask stupid questions.
別問白癡問題了
Enough about you, though, err… that guy you were pretending to be. Fuck that guy.
你夠了，痾...你試著要當的那個人，去他媽的，
Let’s meet his ex-chick, Ayiiia.
我們來認識認識他的前馬子，Ayiiia
這家伙真的夠雖的，
馬子跑了鞋子也沒了，
重點是馬子還去當人家網站的MODEL，
穿著他的愛鞋...
